Look at my dick.

Ask me anything   Submit   me, my dick, and my right hand... soulmates.

Bill Nye is having NONE of your shit lady.

(Source: mediaite.com, via flirtyblonde)

— 4 hours ago with 214867 notes
trilithbaby:

sir-dashing:

A good girl  will suck anytime, anywhere that she is told to … :-)

Truth

trilithbaby:

sir-dashing:

A good girl  will suck anytime, anywhere that she is told to … :-)

Truth

(Source: xoxoporn, via sweaterweather22)

— 4 hours ago with 14034 notes
transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.


I have an ex who would’ve kicked me in my walnuts before letting me fondle her eyelids. She hated having her face touched. But from now on that’s the first place I’m going for

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

I have an ex who would’ve kicked me in my walnuts before letting me fondle her eyelids. She hated having her face touched. But from now on that’s the first place I’m going for

(Source: biencorrect, via eatpussylivehappy)

— 6 hours ago with 401506 notes
cuckooforcocoa:

blackbeautyinart:

Source

It’s beautiful to see a Black woman licking another Black woman’s juicy dark-lipped pussy,  isn’t it?


Yup

cuckooforcocoa:

blackbeautyinart:

Source

It’s beautiful to see a Black woman licking another Black woman’s juicy dark-lipped pussy,  isn’t it?

Yup

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— 15 hours ago with 1521 notes